What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
10.06.2025 00:58
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
{RING} {RING}
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.